sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

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awaiting-my-escape:

cultureshift:

ceevee5:

blvcknvy:

Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.

Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.

Life. There’s always a way to make it work.

This woman runs PARLIAMENT with a baby in her lap and she’s CLEARLY doing an outstanding job because she’s still there being a total boss two years later, baby still in her lap.

"A baby will destroy your career-"

Really

Are you sure?

Because I’m pretty sure that Licia Ronzulli would laugh at that declaration.

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pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

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korrology:

makos-lightningrod:

Damn these cuties.

how do I acquire one of these

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crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

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I was just reading through the first version of “The Hunger Games” script and…
"but oddly stimulating"
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
29th Jul 201421:094,029 notes

altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

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susancutie:

Divided by water, united by laser dot.
28th Jul 201423:1256 notes

admhawthorne:

yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

image

Well now we do

image

Dammit. 

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admhawthorne:

notnoisetoy:

Why is life so hard?

That last one is just plain impressive. 

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admhawthorne:

aristocleia:

Infomercial Friday.

For all those who had a bad week… The weekend is here.

You know, respect to these actors. They have to work at looking this incompetent. 

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fuckyeahaquaria:

Crowntail Betta | Betta splendens
(by Juan Carlos Palau Díaz)
28th Jul 201415:37173 notes

Are you fighting Katniss?

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fauxsuicide:

This is Ella, our 3 year old Shih Tzu. 

She needs your help. On July 21st, Ella was horribly injured when a van ran her over and fled the scene.

Little Ella has already had two surgeries: one to rebuild her broken pelvis and set her shattered leg and another to reattach both tubes from her kidneys, which got unattached from the impact, to her bladder.

Our family is doing everything we can to care for this wonderful little Shih Tzu that we rescued from the ASPCA shelter just 3 months ago. But the vet bills have reached $15,000 and are piling up every day, while Ella is still in urgent care. 

We have reached the limit of our credit. Our family just moved into a new house, where our rent is higher. We are already struggling with that, and can’t afford this at all. This is a serious situation, and everyone wants our baby home.

At this moment Ella is getting a blood transfusion. She needs to be in her forever home where she can be cared for and loved and continue to heal.

Please reach in your heart and donate whatever you can. The situation is desperate and every dollar counts. Thank you so much!

Seriously guys, if dashcon can raise 17k, please please donate, if you can, to help us pay for Ella’s treatments!! Even if you can’t, please reblog to signal boost!! You can donate here!

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slither-and-scales:


Sea Turtle in the Cayman Islands  by Carey Chen
27th Jul 201422:24364 notes
Opaque  by  andbamnan